'Stop wondering'

Wondering why I have not posted for eons? Here's the answer : Everyday, I wake up, brush my teeth, wash my face, take a bath , have breakfast , No school? FANTASTIC! go online , stare at my computer screen for hours and there goes my electricity bills. To tell you the truth, the thought of "posting" have not occurred to me until today, which is why I am posting now. If you want to know why I had been doing these past few days, guess what? I was breathing. However, now my system has malfunctioned and somehow it stops me from breathing. Well, I am still alive and going. Maybe I have used an artificial heart. Maybe I am just a spirit 'wandering'. All this adds up to one word : 'Dead'. I might be literally dead but still I respond like a human. But it's up to your thinking whether you like it or not. Presume me dead, or rather, "YOU ARE STILL ALIVE, STOP JOKING". So really, as you can see.. I have nothing to do. I shall fly to my "study desk" officially renamed by me to "floor". That's all. Goodbye. Logged off, LostReality.